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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

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Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

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So they tried

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

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No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Why are women attracted to ugly guys?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

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Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

No go.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Has the time come for Ukraine to come to terms with Russia since the situation on the battlefield is clearly hopeless at this point?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

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No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

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